Bi-Curious George: An Unauthorized Parody by Andrew Simonian

By Andrew Simonian

Publish yr note: First released September 18th 2012
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"George was once a instantly little monkey yet consistently very... curious. in the future George observed a guy. He had on a sassy red beret. And George acquired excited, regardless of himself."

And so starts the saga of Bi-Curious George. humans of every age and predilections will love this hilariously smart parody of 1 of the main cherished vintage children's books of all time.

Just don't learn it in your children.

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T u o ed and mus t have black g n i m a e r c s s n i s cou y m d r a e h I , d roun g. e l y m t s o l d a h cr ying because I 38 Princess Diana s aid she was ver y sad about the landm ines. She said th at she wants to s top co untries laying la ndmines. I hope she can do this! Your loving gran ddaughter, Anna 39 Clearing minefields There are many landmines buried all over the world. Clearing landmines is a slow and dangerous job. Some minefields have maps to show where the landmines are and these are easier to clear.

I also found out that many people were killed. Some people escaped in lifeboats but the seas were cold and there were high waves. We saw five Argentine warships looking for survivors. I don’t know how many people survived. 32 33 Tin fish The torpedo was named after an electric ray fish. Torpedoes are sometimes called tin fish. A torpedo is a large tube with a warhead inside. The tube carries the warhead to its target. When the tube hits the target the warhead explodes. The inside of a torpedo looks like this: 1 2 34 3 KEY 1 Control section Directs the torpedo to its target 2 Rudder Helps to steer the torpedo towards its target 3 Motor Powers the torpedo through the water 4 Warhead Explodes when the torpedo hits its target 5 Detonator Sets off the explosive in the warhead 1 5 4 35 LANDMINES A landmine is a bomb that’s buried in the ground.

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